kapoosta
the first recorded consumption of “kapoosta” was way back in the day, by immigrant magnet-te down yonder in the hills of heaven’s to mergatroid.
it was billy boy jim bob who discovered that h-ll, if we aint got no meat, may as well eat them there plants.
he picked out what is now known as cabbage out of the field. he ate it and puked almost immediately and complained of stomach aich for hours on end, yelling oooo my stomach hurts, ooooo now i got the sh-ts, hence cr-p-oosta.
he said “d-mn woman-do something to this hear sh-t”! hence “cr-p”. cr-p-oosta! so she added water and a bunch of other sh-t (cr-p) to make it taste better.
so anyway, other sum b-tches was starving down in the village, so billy joe jim bob decided to sell this cr-p-oosta, but new sh-t wouldn’t sell to the local varmints. fortunately billy joe jim bob had a speech impediment and couldn’t pr-nounce the letter “r”. yea, he was a forked tongue sum-b-tch.
there it became kapoosta!
i want some kapoosta
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