kapow


(pr-nounced ka-pay-yow)lifes cheat code. when used as a battle cry, the next action you take automaticaly succeeds. or
a loud noise
kapow!!!!!!!!!!!(throws a rock and blows up building)
the sound made during an especially powerful pimp slap or b-tch slap.
“where is my money, ho?”
“i don’t have it, you —-er!”
ka-pow! (pimp slap)
pr-nounced ka-paaa-eewww!

a cry out of awesomeness, satisfaction or accomplishment.

can also nonchalantly pr-nounced, slightly wearily.
toby: “look at this sandwich baby, kapow!”

“i just tied my shoelaces, kapow!”

“amsterdam is just kapow!”

looking in the mirror. “kapow!”
to utterly destroy and or obliterate something
kazeem kapowed the kitchen, it looked like a bomb crater afterwards.
when some screams kapow! they suddenly become awesome and an artist.
– hey, i just wanna be f-cking awesome…
– just scream kapow…

– kapow!!! (suddenly becomes a wise artistic wizard)
1. v. to completely destroy something.

2. n. someone who has a love for underage children.
whilst falling into a table full of drinks and thus scratching the oak floor ‘this flat got kapowed!’
used when describing an extremely s-xually attractive woman.
often accompanied by the “hit-it” hand signal.

also has many derivitives or shortened versions used to express more than just a hot lookin’ f-nny. such as: pow, powzer, powpowpow, ect.
“i saw your sister yesterday, ka-f-cking-powzer!!!” :fist fist fist:

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