Kardashian-kissed


term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.
“uhg, i just kardashian-kissed mike from accounting.”

“jesus, how gross. my uncle ron got crabs from a truck stop that way… weren’t there any other stalls? ”

“no, dude, i couldn’t hold it.”

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