Kari June
she loves dianer o’damewoody. and sucks at many things, including but not limited to: pr-nouncing the word “cat” (cuh–ahhhh—t), concentrating, rerigion, keeping eye contact during long and uninteresting stories, telling boys she likes them to their face as opposed to secret messages and backhanded tricks, the philosophy of c-nt, keeping her hands off other people’s peanut b-tter, shutting the door forever after inviting squirrels inside, and talking about ghonorrea on the t. despite her many faults, kari june has a keen talent for glamour bombing and getting accidentally hypnotized at school -ssemblies. she looks forward to many more swell nights of being an eatbeast with d.damewood.
kari, this thing is a hoot! god your lucky…!
she’s not adopted and she’s not an indian. it’s just coincidence that she has a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis. she is forever lamenting the fact that she doesn’t have short black hair and that she likes many music. you know, uh, mc hammer? that song that goes “doot doot doot doot doot doot, u can’t touch this!” yes, i think he very good. she has a lot of really good joints as well. wow. i can’t get over what a free spirit kari is.
he pulled a kari when he was accidentally hypnotized at his church’s easter service.
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