when you go down on your best friend’s ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her v-g-n-.
i ate kimberly out and got some nasty karma cheese.
- spicy lewd
a photo that appears to be s-xual but is actually not. example: putting drum sticks in your pants to appear as if you have a b-n-r. “hey everybody, send me a spicy lewd.”
when snow falls and is perfect and pure and no-one has stepped in it yet i looked outside and the snow was just so… you know… yioseed!
the exact moment between tuesday and wednesday when you begin to have a midweek crisis i could feel wendtusde approaching and i still hadn’t finished any of my -ssignments
- matilda n*ble
the most loyal girl you will ever meet. she is like the mummy of the group, always watching out for people. she’s a good kisser with very good fashion taste. dont mess with her or any of her friendsor she will come and find you….. btw she is stunning that babe is such a matilda […]
- laurance joke
a bad or cheesy joke. a laurance joke is never funny and are random and awkward. friend 1: what do you call a cow with no legs friend 2: i dont know what? friend 1: ground beef friend 2: cmon that was a laurance joke