Kasey Syndrome


happens when an extremely attractive girl begins flirting with you. you suddenly become terrified, and the girl becomes far less attractive.
drew: man, last night holly started flirting with me, but for some reason i couldn’t stop thinking how awful she looked.
j.d: hahaha! sounds like you have a bad case of the kasey syndrome!

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