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  the type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from. i was feeling h-lla rough this morning until i took a first aid sh-t, now i’m all good brah.

• jen hours

  when a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. for example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. almost like dog years, but in hours. “bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was h-tting up every lit party on the block” “yeah dude! […]

• dictionary fucked

  when someone calls you out for using a word wrong but you know your right so you roast them with the dictionary definition to prove them wrong. “mike you totally used that word wrong you batty.” “no i didn’t you dumb sh-t you about to get dictionary f-cked.”

• goldsborough

  a f-cking idiot. boss wannabe. very fast person. dry sense of humour. runs around like a headless chicken very simple kind of human. “hey look at that daft c-nt working in the wet he must be a goldsborough

• swood

  californian phrase meaning ‘awesome’, ‘sweet’ or ‘cool’. brett: “hey josh, you catch the new jontron yet?” josh: “yeah man, pretty swood!” kat: “def not for grommets.’ the very quintessence of what it means to be sentient in this explosion encomp-ssing all of time and sp-ce in which we inhabit; the truest form of approval and […]

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