Kassage
k-ssage is recondite
little is known of where he came from, and one never knows where he truly is (he is a ninja). but one thing is certain: he will definitely be somewhere in the future.
the illuminati.
k-ssage is often spotted, albeit briefly, in social functions. after imbibing an unquantifiable amount of alcohol, he will propel himself into a debate on promiscuity. his public discourse can frustrate his companions. such frustration is to be naturally expected when trying to comprehend k-ssage’s explanations; it would be akin to trying to fathom how a person could be in five places at the same time while simultaneously not existing.
i wish that i had more to say about k-ssage, but, as you remember, he is a ninja, and archives can offer very little information on the subject.
k-ssage: did you see any ninjas on halloween?
me: no
k-ssage: of course you didn’t! they’re ninjas!
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