Kataklysm
an awe-inspiring death metal band from canada. not brand new, but also not long-standing scene members, the band’s sound is so full-on and complete that they have even invented a name for their style – northern hyperblast. they have never attained such recognition as (for example) fellow canadians cryptopsy, but the quality of alb-ms such as in shadows and dust and the prophecy suggest that maybe they should have.
“kataklysm? who are they?”
“dude, if you like morbid angel, you’re gonna f-cking love kataklysm!”
kataklysm, is a f-cking awesome death metal band from canada. their recent alb-ms have kicked more -ss than chuck norris. shadows and dust, serenity in fire, and in the arms of devastation are awesome alb-ms that any true metal fan should take a look at.
poser metal fan “dood! liek, what’s kataklysm? are they as brutal as slipknot?”
set “slipknot couldn’t hold a god d-mn candle to the greatness of this band. gtfo and go buy in the arms of devastation.”
kataklysm is an std, it looks like orange colored b-mbs and is known to ooze.
“we had s-x and i caught kataklysm”
“his kataklysm was so bad half his d-ck fell off”
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