kattered
to be completely wasted, to the point where you can’t stand up or talk properly. you may also find yourself hanging onto random people for support, and/ or even pulling them down to the ground unintentionally.
did you see david last night at that party? he drank like a whole bottle of orange vodka and was totally kattered.
hey guys, let’s get totally kattered tonight!
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