Katzilla
a fierce destructive force, known for her outwardly sweet demeanor and tendency for others to underestimate her. however, beneath this hides a solid resilience and determination to fight for what is right, specifically against those who would seek to threaten and strong arm her and others through illegal and unjust means.
this fearsome creature was finally sp-wned in 2013 in the american southwest after years of intimidation, mistreatment, and neglect and is rumored to currently be stalking about maricopa county in arizona.
the name was originally coined by a resident of arizona during an immature, insecure, and vulnerable moment (all of which are not uncommon for this individual), but it has since taken on a life of its own and empowered the “monster” for which it was contrived.
jp: “from katzilla a few moments ago”
the epic 2014 confrontation between katzilla and her creator (paterson v. paterson)
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