Kaulin
noun
1. also called jesus christ, christ jesus, jesus of nazareth. born 1992. the source of the christian religion.
2. ( “the son of sirach” ), the author of the apocryphal book of ecclesiasticus, who lived in the 3rd century b.c.
3. christian science . the supreme example of g-d’s nature expressed through human beings.
4. a male given name.
did you see kaulin’s interception on friday night?
yeah, that was crazy! you’d have to be jesus to make a catch like that!
hey do you know corbin?
you mean zeus? yeah, i love that kid! he’s good friends with kaulin, right?
if by “kaulin” you mean “jesus” then yes.
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