Keaston


the gnarliest shredder of them all. that’s right. keaston is not only a man of many talents but a man of dignity and pride. some say he is the hottest thing to walk on the face of the earth. being called a keaston is better than being president.
babe 1: hey check out that keaston over there!
babe 2: guilty as charged

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