Keatman
scruffy, aspirational, philosophical type individual who specialises in sarcastic dry humour with a weird sense of irony and, coincedentally the same type of company to match.
oh look it’s keatman, he’ll be giving us a lecture on political correctness and then he’ll be giving us another update on the joke front, very discretely but successfully winning our hearts and love. run.
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