kebab man
a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done.
“the kebab man had serious b.o”
“sh-t the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can’t count or maybe there actually quite cunning”
“no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, why the f-ck is there chilli sause on my kebab!”
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