keef thief


when you go to pack a little bit of keef from your grinder on top of your bowl and realize there was not as much as you thought. the keef thief could be a.) some grimey b-st-rd at the party you had then night before, or b.) the result of your high -ss spilling your keef without realizing it.
rob: dude i coulda sworn my keef collection was bigger than this. f-ckin keef thief strikes again.

alex: actually your dumb-ss spilled half of it while you were admiring your stash and didn’t realize it. moron.

Read Also:

  • butt-cooched

    when u take a joke so hard up the b-tt you also take it up your couch!! come on chino don’t get b-tt-cooched!!

  • Steckel'd

    a style of breaking up that doesn’t involve an actual break up. the break up is achieved by distancing oneself from one’s (in)significant other over a period of 3 weeks to the point that there is no contact. by the end of this process the (in)significant other has no clue how the relationship ended but […]

  • Telefrustration

    when trying to pick up a piece of string or fluff using the vacuum cleaner, the persistent movement backwards and forwards over the offender, becoming more and more vigorous. usually ends up not being sucked up by the vacuum cleaner and results in frustrating the individual. this bit of fluff on carpet really causes me […]

  • telefunken

    telefunken; (tel – eh – funk – en) 1. outrageously enjoyable; 2. super funky; 3. out-of-this-world exciting; 4. a word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience; “gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. it was the most exciting day of my life!”

  • stroppio

    stroppia (feminine) a word originating from central italy. apparently from the ancona province (archi). quickly becoming of common use in the everyday english and “scottish”. a frendly way to tell someone how stupid he/she is. obtuse, dim, brainless, thick-headed. ahhh… come on bob, what a stroppio! what the h-ll have you done linda, you are […]


Disclaimer: keef thief definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.