stay straight and keep it real! hard and no condom.
when i hit it from behind i keep 100.
a magical version of lebron shrek the lebrek ate his delicious onions.
- l*st waiting
l-st waiting is when someone waits in l-st for another person, or significant other, usually in their bed. “dude, i’ve been l-st waiting all night, and i don’t even have a girlfriend! i need a life…”
lyden is someone who is always making you laugh and you always have a fun time when your with him but sometimes he’s a little mean lol, lyden that was so funny funny weird
an urban legendary creature honing special abilities to attract and capture p-ssy in seconds. (mr. steal your bae) “what is that in my girlfriends bedroom window?” rob asks. “that there looks like a mathotus in his striking stance,” ron answers. rob,”sh-t!”