keep your hands to yourself


when alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she’s being groped when she only wants to see you m-st-rb-t-. when around other people, it’s a cry of rape.
fundo grabbed flenda’s b–by. flenda screamed at fundo, “keep your hands to yourself!!!” fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.

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