keep your pants on


used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.
person one: bro, i ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the h-ll is it?!?
person two: dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

person one: what in the world made you think i would take my pants off?
person two: i don’t know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

person one: nah man, this ain’t right, i’m calling the manager … and taking my pants off!
2 more definitions
what to say to someone when they’re getting too excited about something (can be anything).

another way of saying “calm down!”.
a: (person getting too excited about something)

b: ok man, keep your pants on!
stop flipin out.
after being punked, i told him to keep his pants on

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