Keeper of the Cheese


a term that describes someone in a position of control or having posession of valuable -ssets.

quoted in ren & stimpy: “i’m the keeper of the cheese, and you’re the lemon merchant. and he knows it, and that’s why he’s gonna kill us! but don’t worry little missy! i’ll save you!”
i have the only lcd projector in the office. i am the keeper of the cheese!

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