keeve
the act of wasting a third party’s time by interacting with a member of the opposite s-x in a more than friendly manner. keeving (though generally considered a negative activity) must happen on occasion for the universe to remain in balance
3rd party 1-“where is adam? he disappeared and his car is blocking me in.”
3rd party 2-“i don’t know. i think he is with that ugly girl from last night.”
3rd party 1-“d-mn, that fool is always keeving.”
3rd party 2-“its true. he has always been one to keeve.”
to simultaneously sneeze and p–p
if i sneeze right now, i feel like i might keeve
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