keg juice


the concoction of stale, warm beer and watered down ice from the container you had the keg sitting in. keg juice is what gets on your clothes when carrying a keg to your car for return to the store.
person 1: i’m gonna return the keg

(person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it’s dripping with watery keg juice)

person 2: ohh man! that’s nasty dude!

person: noooo keg juice all over the clothes. d-mn it!!!

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