kegnap


to take a keg to an undisclosed location against the will of its owner, usually in order to extract a ransom or enjoy some free stolen beer.
the kids throwing the party were being total douchers so we decided to kegnap their untapped barrel of goodness.
when you lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a “nap”.
i had a hangover after my keg nap.

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