keiser

-noun
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body

-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one’s head in certain direction

3. related word: keiserism – noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam
1. after his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker’s head swelled to the size of a keiser

2. that small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.

3. examples of keiserisms: “holy smokes!” “stop it off!” “just kidding…but seriously!” “aaangh!”
when playing any call of duty game you throw a grenade randomly and kill someone.
yo man, i just keiserd that guy playin cod 6!
an elder’s word for a v-g-n-
my grandma told me to find a skirt that covered my keiser.
to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.
“how did the victim die?”
“well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom”
adj. or verb. can mean anything s-xual or illegal that you do or do to someone else.
“dude i totally keisered that chick last night and gave her the kyle driver.”
“awesome.”