Keister Stash


in prison, the act of concealing objects in your -n-s or in the crack of your -ss.
-yo, bill. how did you get those cigarettes in here, man?-

-i keister stashed ’em, dude.-

a popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. the -n-s. usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.
johnny kept is smack in a keister stash.

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