for someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.
eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out “oh he just keistered a peac*ck”
- bat *ss
only the hottest of the hot *ss. only bats can have something so tasty. d*mn bianca has on bat *ss🍑😍🔥🔥
- shelf that
to put something away in the back of your mind or forget about something. person 1: yo i’m so mad i failed my test person 2: shelf that bro!
the name of a h*m*s*xual guy, usually with a small p*n*s. this name is for parents who wants their disabled kids to feel special, and therefore spelling their name uncommonly. jonas: yo pede! did you hear? søren and nickolaj just got into a relationship! pede: yeah i heard! they for sure jumped out of the […]
- c*cktail world problems
when a group of privileged people, who have never suffered any real hardship in their life, find time to complain about the most minuscule of problems. the supermarket clerk didn’t automatically offer me a bag when i was buying groceries, and what do they expect me to do, actually expend my breath to ask them […]