Keistering


to hide or smuggle items in ones -n-s
goodman figured keistering the d-ld- would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security
to inject drugs up your or someone else’s r-ct-m. also known as a booty b-mp. see crystal meth.
adam came down with a nasty sore in his -ss from keistering too much meth all weekend.

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