Keith Mooned


(verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too f-cked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

takes it’s name from keith moon, the drummer of the who, who on october 21st, 1976 p-ssed out while behind his drum kit during a show in toronto. this resulted in b-ssist pete townshend asking the crowd “can anybody play the drums?” before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he’s too drunk. he keith mooned me.

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