Kelso

1. an abbreviation for michael kelso, a character from the fox sitcom that ’70s show.

2. an extremely dim-witted person, often male.
1. kelso burned down the point place police academy.

2. that guy is such a kelso! he just tripped over his own feet.
the highest level of s-xyness you can acheive …. to be a s-xy beats a pwn everyone at the act of being s-xy
kelly has alot of kelso, he must be really s-xy
a nickname given to someone when they behave extremely stupidly like michael kelso, a character from the fox sitcom that 70’s show.
me: ” you just skipped yourself on your own blunt”

you: ” really?”

me: ” stop being such a kelso”
someone with extreme stupidity powers/lack of brain.
you know you’re a kelso when you have an incident in the cafeteria which causes your friends to call you “tater nuts”.
a unit of measurement used to determine the s-xual willingness of a random partner. often referred to in the context of a verb, a ‘kelso’ is equivalent to a full measure. a half-kelso would suggest that an experience has been only somewhat satisfying. example: she sucks, but does not swallow, she is only ‘half a kelso’, she enjoys one or more digits inserted into her -n-s but is not a fan of full p-n-s penetration up the p–per, she is only ‘half a kelso’. alternatively, if the s-xual experience can be likened to a hardcore p-rn movie, you would use the verb to describe the situation of having gone all ‘kelso’ on her -ss.
what was she like? on a scale of zero to kelso?
hipster term for weird.
it was kinda kelso b-mping into him like that!
a pathological liar.someone who lies about everybody and everything.
she pulled a kelso and lied about coming over