Kender


a wonderful, beautiful person who isn’t aware of how great they are.
“kender, you’re so gorgeous.”
“liiiiieeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!”
a race from the dragonlance world
they are about 4 feet tall, have a long t-ssle of hair, and are good pickpockets and locksmiths
there favorite weapon is the hoopak
trapspringer furrfoot is the most famous kender.
verb.
based on the dragonlance race.

this is the act of walking off with something that did not belong to you, but completely unintentionally.
hey you just kendered that pen!
a humanoid race from the fantastic world of dragonlance, a dungeons & dragons setting.
kender are a childrenlike race, they are naive and “steal” without knowing it, although they don’t do it with bad intention, it’s overcuriosity.
everyone hates kenders, except kender players.

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