kendy store
the way a jewish person of the second wave of immigration described a candy story. it is an accent. but it described a store which had a soda fountain (specializing in a chocolate soda called an ‘egg cream’ which had neither eggs nor cream) and the store sold the latest newspapers, magazines, a wide variety of cheap candies and cigars and cigarettes. the owners were often toughened, wizened and fubsy little people with a strong ethnic accent.
there was a song about the candy stores of that era: (in a thick yiddish accent)
vuntz i had a kendy store
bizniss vas so bad,
i asked mein vife vat to do
and dis is vat she said:
take yourself some kerosene
pour it on de floor
take a match
give a scratch
no more kendy store, hey!
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