Kentucky Canoe
the act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a d-ld-. quite popular among scat-fetishists.
eww, why did martin have to tell us about kentucky canoes? i could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
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