Kentucky Crossbow
when a female gender p–ps or sharts while wearing a thong. after this a male gender takes the soiled garment and holds it horizontally in front of a mirror. he then draws it back like a crossbow and snaps the sh-tty garment at the mirror, resulting in a fury of fecal matter on your mirror.
“oh man i missed a spot shaving this morning because my roomate did a kentucky crossbow last night, and the mirror was filthy.”
“the only good thing about that mexican restaurant was that my ol’ lady got the sh-ts, so i was able to do a few kentcuky crossbows last night
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