Kentucky kattle kick
bruises on both shins, caused by f-cking another man -n-lly and performing a reach around. when the man getting penetrated reaches explosion, he kicks both legs back causing the bruising of the shins on the penetrator. people tend to say that these bruises happen during a soccer game, but thats not true they are just f-gs.
ryan: hey man i was playing soccer and got some nasty bruises on my shins.
kyle: dude you dont play soccer someone did the kentucky kattle kick on you.
ryan: aw you got me.
kyle: f-g
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