when your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. however you can’t handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the b*tt slide up giving them the ole kentucky long slap.
a republican, or conservative of any sort, that publicly denies actual science, or draws all their information from “alternative facts”. person 1: dude, donald trump is such a douchenozzel, he pretends climate change isn’t real and wants to ban muslims for bullsh*t reasons. person 2: yea i know, he’s an un*bservative p*ssygraber
the year the redskins win the superbowl, bringing attention to themselves. this led to their name change. dude! the 2031 superbowl was intense!
the coolest chinese man alive! he loves to joke around and laugh with people and will always have something to say in response to anything. he is really good with the girls and is *ssistant manager at riteaid girl: hey did you see that *ssistant manager he’s such a boss girl2: yeah girl that’s shoude. […]
a girl who is really sweet and smart. she has such a big heart and is a good friend. sometimes she gets under your skin but irs for small reasons. she has suchc a contagious laugh and big smile. she gets guys attention all the time just doesnt see it. her outfits are always on […]