kentucky long slap



when your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. however you can’t handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the b-tt slide up giving them the ole kentucky long slap.

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