Kentucky Pickle Jar
in order to perform a kentucky pickle jar, one must have access to churchill downs on the first sat-rday in may. following the completion of the kentucky derby, one must locate the winning horse’s stall. collection of the winning horse’s fecal matter is mandatory. after aforesaid feces are collected, one then locates a southern belle. once the requisite southern belle is located, one must take the previously collected fecal matter and smear it nice and thick on the southern belle’s l-b–. immediately afterwards, one must locate a frozen pickle; the crunchy variety is highly recommended. take the frozen pickle and repeatedly plunge the horse fecal matter into the southern belle’s v-g-n-l orifice. congratulations! you have now created a kentucky pickle jar. tell your mom; she’s sure to be awfully proud.
bryan was getting a little bored with rebecca in bed but he loved her very much. so he decided to spice things up a bit by calling her norma sue and having her call him cletus. that wasn’t nearly enough, so he figured he’d perform the kentucky pickle jar on her. she’s into some kinky things, so it wasn’t surprising that she loved it! unfortunately, she decided to attempt to snowball him after all was said and done. she missed! rugh roh!
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