Kentucky Snowstorm
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a ceiling fan, misting the girl lying below said fan.
my boyfriend -j-c-l-t-d into the ceiling fan during s-x last night and i was misted. i felt like i was in a kentucky snowstorm
this is a trick word: it sounds like it could be some kinky s-xual position, but really it’s just a funny way to trick your friends.
trick s-xual positions are not limited to this combination of words, however. any combination of a 3 syllable word followed by a 2 syllable word will work (e.g. 1), or 4 and 2 (e.g. 2), or 4 and 1 (e.g. 3), but never 3 and 3 or 4 and 3.
guy 1: dude, i totally gave your sister a kentucky snowstorm last night!
guy 2: yeah? well i gave yo mama a kentucky snowstorm!
guy 1: joke’s on you, -sshole! there isn’t such a thing as a kentucky snowstorm!
guy 2: -sighs with shame-
examples of other trick s-xual positions:
1.navajo sunrise
2.hungarian chainsaw
3.bavarian jig
u take a piece of kfc chicken j-zz on it and shove it in a girls p-ssy
dude i just kentucky snowstormed your mom
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