when u form a line with 20 or more people, play sh-tty music, and tell people about how awful your life was back in kenya. (even though most people in the line have never been to or thought about going to kenya)
guy: look at those idiots walking down the street playing that god awful music. if they continue i’ll be forced to get the rope and end my life
other guy: that’s the kenyan tribe. those idiots are only out once every 15 years.
a sweet girl but she’s also bad-ss when you get to know her. she is very very very shy at first but when you get to know her, she is really unique and different. she’s into brown haired guys who are only a few inches taller than her. she is usually short. she isn’t the […]
getting gang-banged in your booty-hole forever. but just like in a bad dream, everytime you try to call out for help the only words that you can seem to mutter are “please sir, may i have some more? oh, you just got a 5star kamala khan? you might as well drink mercury and punch yourself […]
- sprawly beard
when someone’s beard is patchy with a cringey moustache. the beard might be disgusting, but after a good year or two, it’ll be a good beard. when the 15 year old teenager started to grow a beard, it was a sprawly beard
- indian father syndrome
performance anxiety and severe insecurity caused by exceptional parental pressure from the father, coupled with a lack of emotional intelligence and emotional availability inherited from the father. ah sh-t man vishal is having a terrible time at the moment. typical indian father syndrome, he just wants to make his daddy proud. if feel bad for […]
wait, hang on. w-ngon a minute.