Kerching-ing


kerching-ing is when you paint your d-ck gold, then have s-x with a girl. when you’re about to c-m, pull out, j-zz on her face, throw a load of monopoly money at her and shout “ker-ching!”.

also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.
“dude, i was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!”

“no wonder she isn’t talking to you.”

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