Kerry Wood
the picther for th cubs whose always been “hurt” so many times its like his arm is gonna come off…
steve stone the anouncer: and here is kerry wood stepping up to the mound, theres the pitch……….. and holy sal cal there goes his arm
other anouncer: it seems everyone wants a piece of kerry theses days…
-you can here the sound of fans fighting for the arm…
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