Kertesz
a hungarian surname meaning “gardener”, those with this unique last name descend from a long line of intelligent and talented hungarians. known for their beauty and strength, charms, wit, and s-xual prowess, it is written in old hungarian folklore that if your path ever crosses with a kertesz to do whatever it takes to be with them…once you do, happiness is yours.
“beauty, love, and happiness is power; and a kertesz its sword”.
player #1: we’re losing!
player #2: no sh-t, that’s cause the other team has a kertesz on it!”
lonely man: “i am so lonely and unhappy”
lonely man’s friend: “you just need to find a kertesz girl”
comes from the latin word for -n-s, having to do with the b-tt hole
her kertesz was sore from last night
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