Kessel Run
an act in which toronto maple leafs forward phil kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a p-ss, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent’s zone.
oh look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. that’s the third kessel run this period!
when you f-ck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her v-g-n-, only to stick it in her -ss to blow your load.
man i’d millennium falcon kim kardashian!
what?
i’d do a kessel run on that -ss!
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