ketchup squirter


either from std’s, frequent m-st-rb-t–n, or inbreeding, this is when a male can -j-c-l-t- blood at will
guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing

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