ketchup



white people’s hot sauce
becky: ooh, this ketchup is so spicy!
a euphemism for ecstasy, for talking about it in public
there’s no real reason why the word ketchup is used…it just works because it’s common and something you ingest
nightming: i think i had too much ketchup
jonalina hunnybuns: no such thing as too much
a tomato based condiment used on fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and what not.

sometimes refereed to as catsup by ignorant fools.
jim: please p*ss the catsup
me: what? i’ll kill you, d*mn ignorant fool. ketchup!!!
a bad cook’s best friend. made from magical ingredients, it has the ability to make even the most repulsive food at least bearable.
every time i burn pancakes i throw some ketchup on them and people always eat them.
ketchup is actually from the cantonese word “ket-zup'” (emphasis on the second syllable) and it means “tomato sauce”. it migrated to north america with the workers on the american and canadian railroads, who often later started chinese restaurants throughout the us and canadian mid-west.
a red, extremeley viscous liquid made from pureed tomatoes that is often used as a condiment. was considered a vegtable by former american president ronald regan.
while many europeans enjoy eating their french fries with mayonnaise, americans prefer to eat their french fries with ketchup.
taking a tomatoe from a burger, shoving it down a girl’s pants, smacking their crotch and yelling “ketchup”!
nick stole kelly’s tomatoe, shoved it down her pants and yelled, “ketchup!”

she was not happy.
a vegetable, as defined by the usda under the reagan administration.
eat your ketchup and you’ll grow big and strong!

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