Kettle down a shit
when a sh-t is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.
jamie self: omg i just had to poke a sh-t down with a stick!!
david walker: lol. why didn’t you just ‘kettle it down’??
jamie self: i didn’t think to ‘kettle down a sh-t’.
david walker: roflcopter you n00b.
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