kettlecornia
feeling a need to have kettlecorn.
i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.
a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.
i have kettlecornia because i wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn’t give it to me!
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