Keurig Spatter
a violent sh-t, or p–p, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.
it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm
it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
after eating 20 small candies that i later found out were laxatives, i keurig spattered all over the toilet.
manager at restaurant: busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
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