Kev Points
a points system divised by new zealand celeb’ kevin c. smith, a measure of coolness or respect if you may. kev points are rewarded for many a thing most commonly for when they do something good, nice for him or using english sayings without thinking about it (e.g saying football instead of soccer). kev points can be exchanged for beer, lifts around town and of course s-xual favours. be warned though kev points can also be deducted and people with negative kev points are often spat on, punched or mocked by their friends.
amber: “awww sh-t, im on -3 kev points coz i didn’t give him that ice-cream he wanted”
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