Kevin Durant


1. nicknamed durantula, kevin durant is arguably the 2nd best basketball player in the nba currently and only 21 years old. it is believed he will be the chief rival to lebron james in the future however he needs to put on some weight first as he currently stands 6’11 but weighs 130 pounds. he also has the wingspan of a giraffe and the personality of an 8 year old.

2. the reason the suicide rate in portland, oregon has more than tripled since june, 2007.
brandon, “hey man did you see kevin durant drop 45 the other night on the sixers?”

greg, “no, i was taking some pictures for my girlfriend.”

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