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facebook fracas – an argument, or squabble amongst friends and family on facebook, the social networking site. usually caused by b-tchy women folk. a facebook fracas usually starts with a comment that can be taken either way and then esculates into all out war on statuses. with people backing up family and freinds with threats […]

jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form: coined by jeff from british comedy coupling “steve, do you realize what i just invented? p-rn jelly! there’s a lot of lonely people out there. […]

a rare gazell like animal exclusive to eastern arvada. this mammal is extremely graceful with a most striking apearence. however, it has most viscious pinch that is known to remove limbs. oh sh-t this katinkalope is attacking my leg. lokk at those katinkalopes mat. have you ever seen a katinkalope rip apart bubba.

a half hearted quest for that which is knowingly un-btainable. a minute distraction from normal life, which rewards with false sense of acomplishment. the act of picking one person on the internet, finding out everything you can about them, and then picking someone you have met along the way to stalk next. no contact except […]

an action which is immoral or dishonest, usually involves stealing or lying. taking the easy way out instead of actually doing hard work. doing something without considering the consequences. “i just stole 60 dollars outta the kid’s wallet while he was sleeping” “dude that is such a stromie move!” “the whole lax team has to […]